I keep getting asked when am I going to put out a report on Edinburgh. The sad thing is that though my legs were adequate for a marathon, my fingers need more training to write a marathon report of 26 pages. Sadly I think I will fail this attempt.
However on the good news side, if I can get the injunctions allegedly raised by two premier lady Cheshire athletes removed; and with a good wind behind me, I might be able to release a tale of hope, of belief, of anguish; a story full of ups and downs, of gusts and lusts – and musts, and dust and rust and just about everything else. A tale of triumph over the odds and tea and birds and bloody chickens. Some highs, some lows, bedroom encounters leading to steamy bathroom scenes. Of men and women, a virgin or two and speed extreme speed dating … everything included except the kitchen sink.
Rumour that people are already camping outside Charlotte’s house ,eagerly awaiting a signed first edition may be unlucky, if the commercial sponsorship is not signed in time – leaving only a web publication.
ps Mark’s time is missing from the above! 🙂
I keep getting asked when am I going to put out a report on Edinburgh. The sad thing is that though my legs were adequate for a marathon, my fingers need more training to write a marathon report of 26 pages. Sadly I think I will fail this attempt.
However on the good news side, if I can get the injunctions allegedly raised by two premier lady Cheshire athletes removed; and with a good wind behind me, I might be able to release a tale of hope, of belief, of anguish; a story full of ups and downs, of gusts and lusts – and musts, and dust and rust and just about everything else. A tale of triumph over the odds and tea and birds and bloody chickens. Some highs, some lows, bedroom encounters leading to steamy bathroom scenes. Of men and women, a virgin or two and speed extreme speed dating … everything included except the kitchen sink.
Rumour that people are already camping outside Charlotte’s house ,eagerly awaiting a signed first edition may be unlucky, if the commercial sponsorship is not signed in time – leaving only a web publication.
ps Mark’s time is missing from the above! 🙂